[theme music comes on as we return from the ad-break]

TERASA: [singing badly] Email, ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh! [now reading from a piece of paper] "Derek and Clive!" Umm, "Down..." [stops herself from reading the next line] Oh no, that's, that's from Adelaive [tongue-tied], Adelaide! [finally cracks up laughing]

CRIKEY: [in the background, knowingly] I'd be very careful before I read that one!

AGRO: [also knowingly] Yeah! I'd be, I'd think twice before reading that one!

TERASA: Sorry. Err, they're from Adelaide and they say...

AGRO: [interrupts] It's got nothing to do with seafood or anything?

TERASA: [trying to continue] they say... [cracks up laughing again]

[Gibbo, Crikey and Agro all fall about laughing]

GIBBO: [quietly sings] Jump!

TERASA: They say "Hi Agro, I think you'd better hurry up and create a web page of your own. The Bananas already have one!"

[Agro screams]

TERASA: [continues reading] "Otherwise you'll have to wave that, you'll have to wave goodbye to that Logie!!!"

AGRO: [screaming] Oh no!

TERASA: But they write "as far as we're concerned,"

[Agro starts to sob]

TERASA: [continues reading] "as long as you stick with your subtle mix of kiddy entertainment and dry adult comedy,"

[Agro crying loudly now an violins start to play sad music]

TERASA: [continues] "Cartoon Connection will get our vote every time."

AGRO: [crying] Yeah, but what if the 'nanas take it out?

TERASA: So what if they do? You honestly have to be a good loser.

AGRO: [still crying] I can't be a good loser!

TERASA: You have to be!

AGRO: I'm, I'm not like you! I haven't lost anything in my entire life!

[Gibbo laughs long and loud]

TERASA: It's all about...

AGRO: [interrupts angrily] I'm not used to it. You might be!

TERASA: [loudly] I beg your pardon!?!? I'm not... (laughs)

AGRO: [sobbing heavily] What if the bananas win? What'll I do? I won't be able to sit up on the balcony and, and, and interrupt like they usually do with me and the Logies.

[background noise of a laughing monkey joins the mournful violins]

TERASA: Exactly!. You might not even get invited to the Logies this year. (cracks up)

AGRO: [shreeks in despair] Aaargh! Stop it!

TERASA: [noticing the background sounds] Who's laughing? The monkeys are lau...

[Agro collapses]

[Gibbo laughs]

[fade out]