An Explanation

[Down...] Terasa almost read out our ORGANIZATION: "Down The Lavs" (a reference to a Derek and Clive sketch from the Album "Derek and Clive Live"). Not really what you want read-out on a kiddies' show. Terasa is usually very careful, but this one almost got past her [D'oh!].


[seafood] A clear reference to the "lobsterisimus bumikissimus" incident involving Jane Mansfield, from the sketch "The Worst Job" on the album mentioned above.


[Jump] Same album. Excuse the language. Sung like an Anglican prayer: "I was walking down the street one day, when I saw a house on fire. There was a man, shouting and screaming from an upper-story window to the crowd that was gathered there below, and he was so afraid. [Crowd says] "Jump you f**ker jump! Jump into this blanket what we are holding and you will be alright." So he jumped, hit the deck, broke his f**king neck - 'coz there was no blanket. Laughed - we nearly shat. We haven't laughed so much since Grandma died, or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle. We are miserable sinners, filthy f**kers. Ahhhh [you think it'll be men] rse-holes. [This was from memory, so please excuse any mistakes]


BTW, there's a complete back-catalogue of Derek and Clive albums online.