Superstar Extraordinaire! Media Mogul! Talented beyond belief! More famous than Ned Kelly! Just a few of the expressions Agro himself provided for this article. Read on to discover the real personality. We reveal, for the first time, the hopes, dreams and private side of this incredibly public character. Our roving reporter (RR) met with Agro at his luxurious beach retreat while he grabbed a few precious relaxing moments in his otherwise non-stop schedule ...

Roving Reporter (RR): Many stars confess to suffering from nerves in front of the camera. Do you get nervous?

Agro: Are you kidding, nervous me? Ha! No way, never ... unless I'm making my YEARLY Logi speech of course.

RR: Where were you born?

Agro: I was born in a quarry outside Rockhampton, half way up the coast of Queensland.

RR: If it's not a rude question, how old are you and how long have you been a television performer?

Agro: I'm 15 and in Grade 9. I've been on television since I was first stitched.

RR: If you weren't a huge, successful TV personality what would you like to be?

Agro: If I wasn't a huge, successful TV personality I'd go back to being a door mat ... it's the same thing really.

RR: Do you come from a large family?

Agro: No. With the new range of dolls we'll just invent a family. You know my Mexican cousin, Pedro; my cleaner Omo; my sister ...er ... um ... Ego!

RR: Who is the most exciting person you've ever met on TV?

Agro: Me!

RR: What's your favourite food? Do you ever go on a diet?

Agro: Flied Lice. No, I don't have the stomach to diet, I guess you could say that I'm gutless.

RR: What's your favourite sport?

Agro: Tossing the huge carpet tile ... it's a puppet thing.

RR: What's your favourite holiday place?

Agro: I don't actually know where I go on holidays. I live in a bag ... I think I went to the beach this year 'cos it sure got hot in the bag.

RR: If you were Prime Minister what new law would you make?

Agro: If I were PM my law would be that by the year 2000 no child would be without an Agro doll.

RR: Do you think it's fair for children to have to do chores to earn their pocket money?

Agro: No way! Parents should just give us money.

RR: What's Teresa's most annoying habit?

Agro: Teresa's most annoying habit? Er ... um ... oh yer ... breathing!

RR: What's your favourite joke?

Agro: My favourite joke is ... Paul Keating!

RR: Did you pass your HSC?

Agro: I didn't even pass finger painting or spelink.

RR: What was your favourite subject at school?

Agro: Being a carpet ... stitching and enbroidery were a favourite of mine ... personal maintenance really.

RR: If you won $1,000,000 what would you spend it on?

Agro: I've already won a million dollars and I spent it on myself ... I tell a lie ... I did buy a personality for Terasa!

RR: What's the highest score you ever made on a Game Boy?

Agro: The highest score I've ever made is 7. I've never been so embarrassed in all my life.

RR: Do you play a musical instrument?

Agro: I can get one hell of a tune out of a cash register!